My Friends
Vesta
Meet my favorite chew toy, Vesta, aka Fatso. Vesta is an 8-year-old Golden Retriever, and she is very smart and obedient. She is my best friend! I love playing with her - unfortuantely, she doesn't feel the same about me. She runs, she hides, she does every possible thing to get away from me. She barks at me when she tries to walk past me... And for the life of me I can't figure out why!
Maybe this is why?
Maybe she doesn't like being a chew toy?
But at the end of the day, we are still best friends!
Cosmo
What can I say about Cosmo? Well first of all, my humans won't let me eat him and I just can't seem to understand why. He smells delicious!
I tried playing with him, but they don't let me do that either. And if I just look at him, they yell at me and kick me out of the room!
Zazu
Meet Mr. Evil! This bird needs to be eaten. He screams all the time, and I don't know about my humans, but I for sure have a huge headache from him.
I've tried playing with him before, but they yell at me even quicker than with the pig! I wonder why?
Hmm, well anyways. It's really funny when he falls off his little branch things.